It doesn't matter what I say here because I have listed sex and BDSM in my interests. I could call you a douche bag and chances are you won't read far enough into this paragraph to see it. Since I am talking to myself; I prefer police officers with six figure incomes (biggest inside joke ever...) I judge you based on the grammar and spelling in your profile and our interactions. I hate children. I won't be having any of my own, thanks to the wonders of birth control and abortion clinics, and I d
