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Nickname: ANDYTRAK | **Swm/35/ Polite, Caring, Kind, Grt. Kisser!**
| Details about me: | **I LOVE bare female feet!**
NO-NO's
*I'm not looking for some cheap 'pole' dancer. I'm looking for a Christian woman, who acts & dresses like a lady. -- (In private is something else,) but publicly, that's important. You don't have to be a rocket scientist. Just be & act like a lady when yer with me in public, please. -- & make sure you smell like a lady. Not like a garbage dump. I've had enough'a dat stupidity. I cannot stand women who are rude, obnoxious, &/or untactful.
*DO NOT come to me, IF yer a chronic alcoholic. I don't mind it if yer a recovering alky, but NOT in the throws of a serious drinking problem; understand?
*NO Devil worshipers, UNLESS... you are willing to renounce to evil deceptive works of satan, by opening up your heart to Jesus Christ. Have courage, hon. You'll surely be blessed & rewarded by Him. Besides that, I'll help you with prayer, & we'll do that together. *NO married women/Separated women. You atleast have to be honest with me about that. *NO miserable & self-hating women. IF you're humorless, nasty & inconsiderate of a man's feeln's, GO AWAY. Take that crap elsewhere. I deserve better. -- & I couldn't possibly put that more delicately. Lol
*I'm NOT looking for some strictly platonic internet "friend," OK? BE REALISTIC. Don't waste my time, with yer phony-baloney nonsense! If I want a "friend," I'll go to summer camp. Got it?
*I will not get yoked with some "Athiest," "Agnostic," or general unbeliever.
*IF you have a deadly disease., please be kind enough to tell me. (AIDS/Ebola/Hep./HPV I need to know.) I appreciate it. :o)
*I absollutely hate women who, all they do when they call me up, is brag to me about men they know, & over-focus on them. IF yer one of those 'types' of obnoxious women... GO AWAY! Take that obnoxious crap somewhere else, cuz I'll not be interested in that. Ya want me ta be attracted to ya? Then come across to me, as appealing.
My Appropriate Match
SWF, meaning: Unmarried, or Single, or Widowed. NOT SEPARATED/NOT MARRIED! 23-35 years of age / 150-200LB / 5'-6'6" -- I would prefer that you would be at least 6' tall, but if not, it's alright/ Any color hair / Any color eyes / You must have excellent hygein -- & I would like to make very clear that I will not accept anyone who is neglegent of that. Use soap, & be clean, please.
NO self-hating, stink-bombs! -- Also, BE yourself. Everyone laughs & everyone cries, even lil ole me.
Please act like a lady when yer with me out in public. Please especially be polite, & remember yer manners. You can be dirty in private, if you'd like. I do like that. -- I LOVE a strict woman/bossiness in private, but I'm flexible. I love a woman who has a very gentle touch, & I love when you're a good masseur. (Did I spell that right? Lol) I love when yer a great kisser, & when yer kind-hearted. Do you have any fetishes? Please tell me. I do care about your feelings, ya know. May I message your cute lil' bare footsies?; o)
*You will offer me a very good personality, a good sense of humor, a pleasant attitude, & your time, as well as a relationship, not just online, but IN PERSON. NOTHING LESS will suffice. I'm not seeking a purely fantasy internet relationship. That's too stupid. Don't expect me to be interested in you if yer not gonna be will'n ta offer me a complete relationship. BE REALISTIC!
IF you'd like to reach me via email, please feel free to use my email addy: ANDYTRAK@hotmail. com I look forward to get'n ta know more about you.
**Incase you'd like to contact me to explore the possibility of a relationship: PAY ATTENTION! ALL calls are screened, so... don't get stupid. Ya call me up piss-drunk out'a ya skull, I swear; I'll hang up on ya. Ya call me up to tell me yer married, I'll hang up on ya. Ya call me up ta tell me ya 'get'n a divorce,' I'll hang up on ya. Ya call me up tell'n me yer only look'n fer a strictly "platonic" "friend," I'll hang up on ya. If I wanna "friend," I'll go ta summer camp. Got it? That's whut I mean, when I say... don't get stupid. BE REALISTIC. IF you call me up needling me on my income, I'll lose interest in you, & I'll shove yer lame but off the phone in a hurry, & I mean that. IF you... brag to me about guys you get to know, you'll surely be shoved off the phone, in a hurry! 1 last thing on the list for the snakes only: DO NOT come to me, if you're a male-female "transgender." I'm NOT looking for that, understand? You need a psychiatrist, not me. I'm not it, baby! GO AWAY. I'm not looking for some self-abusive-sex-changing sucker (of the devil.) Take that trashy pagan psychosis elsewhere. I'm glad we ALL understand, ladies!**
You MUST Be Emotionally-stable
Respectfully speak'n, I'm not a qualified psychiatrist, & cannot have you over at my pad in the midst of your nervous breakdown! -- Make sure you're in yer right mind. Silliness like joking around is all kool, but looneyines - like sporadic sobbing fits & the nervous breakdown thing ain't happen'n with me anymore, with anyone else. It's too stressful, & too much upon me to deal with that, hon. I'm sorry. Be stable. IF yer taking meds, it's your responsiblility to remember to take them as prescribed. NOT mine. Remember them if you come over to my place, or wherever. It's been an issue with some of my partners in the past, so... I'm just let'n ya know, OK?
My Location & Yours
**I am only accepting responses from those of you who live within 200 miles of my zipcode here in Lancaster, PA, of: 17602. You MUST be a citizen of the USA. You must live here in the USA, & be a LEGAL citizen of the USA, if you are interested in a relationship with me. NO exceptions, & NO baloney! IF you are here in this country, on a "temporary VISA," GO AWAY.** DO NOT WASTE MY TIME with phone-baloney nonsense.
Be well, be safe, & may GOD be with you. | My Hobbies: | mountain biking, table-tennis, billiards, swimming, hiking, movies | My Preferred Movies: | The Day After, Shaft, Rosemary S Baby | My Preferred Music Bands, Artists & Styles: | 70 S Love Songs, And 80 S Techno | Location | Lancaster, Pennsylvania, United States | Zodiac Sign | Libra | My Profile | Age: | 52 | Ethnicity: | White | Height: | 5' 9" - (175cm) | Body Type: | Larger than Average | Hair color: | Black | Eye Color: | Brown | Smoke: | Non-Smoker | Drink: | Never drink | Profession: | Clergyman | Education: | Tech School | Children: | None | Marital Status: | Single |
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| My Interests: | Internet / Communications
| Spoken Languages: | English German
| Religion: | Christian - Other | Last modification: | 2008-08-14 |
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